Thursday, January 14, 2016

Honest Movie Reviews 2015 -_-x

Kingsman: The Secret Service
 
Kingsman: The Secret Service (M18 film loosely adapted from Mark Millar's graphic novel of the same name) - Gentleman spy with ladies, James Bond, Jason Bourne, secret agency, heroes with remarkable skills, codenames from the Knights of the Round Table, villians bent on killing with self-righteous intention, world conspiracy involving world leaders ... Amid all the M18 violence and British expleti...ves with reference to s**, still ... a true British action blockbuster, spy thriller and comedy all roll into one which poke fun now and then like, to the initial JB [Not Johor Bahru but more Spy and British, see above] ... ... -_-x (When you know the director is also from your favourite X-Men movie First Class, Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons the comic giants are the source material creators, you are in for a ride! Almost everything is British except for the American Samuel L Jackson who try to stammer with British accent. Even with similar cliches of "young-people-is-the-real-hero", "the-hero-cannot-die" and "save-the-day" plots, the movie is throughout exciting and pretty good. The effects and fighting scenes are mind-blowing. The violence and explosions albeit disturbing, are "cushioned" and made more "artistically". Simply to say, this film is AWESOME-TECULAR and I cannot wait to see the sequel.)
 
 
Ah Boys to Men 3, Frogmen
 

Ah Boys to Men 3, Frogmen: A Jack Neo film that brings back Singapore army National Service nostalgia, this time with a what-if ... most of the previous Ah Boys to Men actors join the super "xiong"[tough] navy divers [NDU] aka Frogmen. The movie is full of product placements and propaganda, no doubt on purpose, as the brands of beer to bread to facial lotion, mission statements and core values are... all stated very explicitly and repeatedly. Many heart-warming moment, many funny what-the-heck military happenings and jokes, even the plot is good as you feel for the different characters in the show and the issue of "rightfully wrong" and "wrongfully right" moral dilemma is addressed. There are even exciting action, fight, gun and combat scenes. -_-x (100x better than the full-of-flaw "The Lion Men" series. The film manage to capture the magic of Ah Boys to Men and remind us why many of us love the series in the first place. Seriously, Jack Neo is better with coming out films a lot closer to Singapore heart, with issues and roles that many Singaporeans have experience and can relate to, rather than trying out new things that somehow always do not work out for him. Next on Singapore NS box office milk-the-cash-cow list, Air Force the Above All? Lol. Nothing can stand in our way ... HooYah! As a Singaporean guy who has gone through NS basic training, though not in the army and navy, I can really understand and relate to all the s**ts and memories of regimental in-camp-trainings where you are always seemingly wrong and have to answer 3 most common sentences, "Yes Sir, No Sir and Thank you Sir". For this, I will always have soft spot for National Service shows ... (:)
 
 
Furious 7
 

Furious 7 (The Fast and Furious film franchises) [For Paul ... A tribute to the late Paul Walker]: Written by Chris Morgan and directed by James Wan, a good director.The same cool multi-racial casts starring Van Diesel and his Latina gal, Paul Walker and his 2 brothers with his well-made CGI faces, the Brazilian gal who acts as his wife (who have to take care of the kid in the show and therefore l...imited screen time), the 2 funny Black guys and of course, The Rock. This time with additions like Kurt Russell, Jason Statham, Thai Tony Jaa, African Djimon and an English lady black, and minuses like that Korean Han and the lady who is going to be Wonder Woman. The bad guys just keep coming and the black ops just keep getting bigger and bigger, as everyone is thirsting for, an eye for an eye. Furious 7 is full of actions, full of fist and street fights, full of car racings and drifting, full of thrills, full of puns that are started by the bad guys and then repeated back in the face by the good guys, full of "really hot stuffs" and once again solidly proves that CARS CAN FLY, not 1, not 2 but MANY freaking TIMES !!! -_-x (It is so AWESOME-TECULAR !!! It is no wonder the series is now a 7 and there is going to be another 2 installments coming, WHAT?!? ... Full of hot sizzling stuffs, I mean more of the eye-popping sports CARS rather than errr ... ... LOL ... May peace be upon you, Paul! Thank you for bringing us amazing action films!)
 
 
Avengers: Age of Ultron
 

Avengers: Age of Ultron (No Spoilers!) - A film very widely anticipated that finally unites the heroes for the second time with a wide cast of superheroes from the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) that already exists, and easter eggs and set-ups of those that are going to exist. 3 newcomers join the current action of saving lives and defeating Ultron, the mad Artificial Intelligence kick-started by... Stark (Ironman) and Banner (Hulk). Basically, the Avengers have to clear their own mess this time. More cameos of familiar faces, more heroes absolutely, and of course SHIELD and one-eyed Nick. Full of action, full of fights, this time with more personal background stories, vendettas, motivations, fears and pains of the heroes particularly Hawkeye who is never featured a lot in other non-Avengers films. Some sub-plots. Many witty funny one-liner puns. -_-x (Avengers will always be Awesome-Tecular! Though I feel that the first one is more classic than this sequel. Do note there is a mid-credit, featuring a really important bad guy mastermind. God of Geeks, director Joss Wedon, is right about him not putting in post-credit this time. So no need to hold your pee and wait throughout ... ...)

Jurassic World

Jurassic World (Supposedly Jurassic Park Part 4, 22 years later): A long-awaited nostalgic Dinosaur film that many young adults are waiting for, in reminiscing our favourite childhood memory. The old Jurassic theme song from John Williams that play quite a few times strategically in the film that keep on ringing in our head even after we left the cinema. A theme park based movie about greed and al...ways, the desire for profit and "something bigger fiercer and badder". The not-so-Science of genetics involving the making of a "villian" hybrid without feathers that represents humans' sinful creation named as The Indominus Rex. Featuring 2 young and smaller boys that cannot die, 2 hero and heroine that do not die, eager Scientists and nerd who always escape, gun-bearing soldiers who always die, hungry corporations and many tourists who are always injured or bitten then get evacuated. Applications of Dinosaur are being mentioned as some Dinosaur are being trained and many domesticated. Not forgetting the suspenseful Dinosaur huntings and killings, this time with more AWESOME Dinosaur FIGHTINGS! No spoiler, a mother f**king ROARING bad-ass is back! -_-x(Sorry for the swearing. LOL. Jurassic World is really good that will glue you to the chair! Visual and sound effects are brilliantly done, as we are reminded of the excitement, the wonder and the awe of a different prehistoric world and how small we the humans are as compared. A salute to the first Jurassic Park film [Not the 2nd and absolutely not the hilarous 3rd] and to the legendary director and producer Steven Spielberg that started it all! Ready to see the next sequel ... the sticky theme song is now playing in my head ... ...) https://youtu.be/zHalXjs0cDA


Terminator Genisys

Terminator Genisys (2015 Sci-fi film and the fifth instalment and retcon of the franchises [No spoiler!]): Time-travel loop to create multiple alternate stories and future for continuity reboot, artificial intelligence, war, post-apocalytic hope, family relationship paradox, killer robot protector and humans, explosions, guns, BANG, action-packed, machines/robots brawling with some humour on and o...ff. The nano-cellular twist that is FrEaKiNg shown in the trailers [What ... the heck ...]. -_-x (Do not miss the epilogue aka the mid-credit! Genisys is FANTASTIC and the plot is acceptable even with time-travel mumbo jumbo! Arnold is back and a more experience[aged] actor this time as the emotionless role fits him totally. The drum beating Terminator theme is nostalgic. ... ... Classic one liners: "I will be back!" "Hasta La Vista Baby!" LOL)
 
Ant-Man
 
Ant-Man (Marvel's 12th successful installment and No Spoilers): A film about the Marvel's smallest hero, whose storyline does not follow the comic version but with the same names like Henry Pym and Scott Lang used, that ties in with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It is hilarious and latino style. Many great stunning visual and action scenes especially the shrinking, running and coordinating with d...ifferent types of ants, punching, fighting and expanding and throwing, then back to shrinking again. -_-x (I love this movie! Instead of going big and boom, the director goes small, literally and figuratively, with both thumbs-up result. Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas totally fit into their heroic character roles really well, a former burglar and a brilliant scientist! The tension and love between fathers and daughters are portrayed. An avenger is being prominently featured and gives glimpse as to why avengers cannot be everywhere and anytime! The main villian Yellowjacket is pretty forgettable though. Do not miss BOTH the mid-credit and post-credit! Post-credit will be linked to the next big Marvel film and give a hint on the civil war "accord".)
 
 
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
 
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation - The 5th amazing franchise featuring yet again the IMF team task force and Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt, the impossible agent who always "gamble" his way through impossible odds, and win the mission in a cool and heroic manner. The film is full of death-defying action scenes, mind-blowing stunts, breathtaking strokes and [not just car] but the best motorbikes chasing ...sequences ever. A super spy thriller and suspense, a big conspiracy of black ops, with a stronger villian who pose a more serious challenge to IMF known as the Syndicate. -_-x (The film is Awesome-tecular! It is the best embodiment of the first and fourth ghost protocol MI movies put together. There are indeed more characters development and some humour. I was sweating, holding my breath and feeling the adrenaline flow while watching the movie with memorable stunt scenes. Btw, IMF is Impossible Mission Force and not the manipulative International Monetary Fund. LoL. Awaiting the next film to give Tom Cruise his next fat paycheck. He totally deserves it as you can sense how devoted and mature he is in doing all the MI franchises.)

Featuring the catchy and classic theme song: Ter-ter ter-ter ter-ter-ter-ter ter-ter-te ...


 
1965
 
1965 (The Singapore 2015 film) - A film to coincide with SG 50 years of independence and to portray the challenges faced in the 1960s tumultuous years. With 2 hours+ of expositions ... featuring ... the racial tension (particularly between the Chinese and Malays), the civil racial riots, Konfrontasi (Indonesian covert operations to sabotage Singapore known as "Confrontation", and a conspiracy the ...film try to fictionally link and push all the racial riots and tension to, Er... Really?), Merdeka (Singapore independence from the British) and the merger with and separation from Malaysia. Of course, a side tribute to Mr Lee Kuan Yew who passed away this year. There are small cameos from politician and celebrities. -_-x (This film SUCKS on a cinematic value. I want to like the show and I know the studio try their best BUT everything is so painfully third-rated and amateur-ish, from the directing to the acting to the dialogue to the flow and to the story plot that does not make sense. Full of disruptive direct cut to the next scenes, awkard silences and long pauses, and obvious scenes of camera not hold properly. For a show that is not documentary, it is fully expository with the narrator's background voice trying to explain things all the time. If not for the fact that Singapore's history is so close to my heart and I am emotionally attached to Singapore with my mum wanting to reminisce the past, I will never even consider looking at the movie. In fact, it is so boring that most of the time my mum fell asleep in the cinema. The only consolation is that it will be a slightly better movie than this year "shitty" "Fantastic 4" which I have purposefully avoided. Hai ... Wth ... Majulah Singapura!)
 
 
Attack on Titan Part 1
 
Attack on Titan Part 1 (A NC-16 [English/Chinese subtitled] 2015 Japanese dark fantasy based on the popular manga and anime of the same name): A unique horror gory apocalytic fantasy movie of humanoid giants devouring humans and humans building tall walls to surround and protect themselves. A heavy dose of psychological tone on social hopelessness. Unlike any other horror movies, the film is paced... swiftly and gripping without the jump scares and ladened with many mysteries waiting to be revealed. -_-x (Fanboys of the manga series are not going to be too happy about this liberal adaptation and deviation from the source material. But overall, the film is still a good "stand-alone" one albeit with many disturbing images especially of the "eating" and "killing" scenes. The "human Titans" are revolting in appearances, truly ugly scary and disgusting. Looking forward to the answer for the origin of the Titan/Monster in part 2.)
 
 
Hitman: Agent 47
 
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015 film based on a hit videogame series "Hitman" and not a continuation of the 2007 film): A lot of infiltrations, shootings, killings, cripplings and car-chasings with some storylines about some Diana (A Chinese "flower-vase" who only made phone calls as portrayed by Angelababy) of the Agency barking contracts/orders to a genetically altered superhuman bald assassin called Age...nt named 47 who has a barcode at the base of his skull. He goes on a rampage against the Syndicate who wants to create more Agents by kidnapping a scientist and his similarly genetically-altered super psychic daughter. A sort of successful videogame to be milked and cashed-made into Hollywood action blockbuster. -_-x (This film is bland and not a good show. The shootings, some action scenes and overall performances of Agent 47 actor are okay-okay. The only emotional factor to watch this film is that around 2/5 of the movie scenes are based in Singapore, a rare location in Hollywood films, probably to coincide with this year SG 50. The film does provide free advertisement of Singapore, our Orchids, Changi Airport and MBS Gardens by the Bay to the Americans and the world. So watch it only for familiar Singapore tourist spots ...)
 
 
Inside Out
 

Inside Out (2015 Pixar film): Even with a complex theme on emotions, Pixar nails it again! This time without Steve Jobs's input and John Lasseter's production. A refreshingly emotional, cleverly made and psychologically accurate animation film with quality storyline that will make you smile, feel, tear, laugh and cry. Meet the emotion casts - Joy (Yellow and the leader of the emotion), Sadness (Bl...ue), Fear (Purple), Disgust (Green) and Anger (Red), as they make decision and take turns to "take charge" in handling day-to-day activities and occurences, creating personalities, traits and different types of core, short-term, long-term and forgotten memory (balls). Dreams, nightmares, abstract thoughts, "train of thoughts", puberty, desire, subconciousness, limbo state, apathy (emotionless) and even brain freeze are being portrayed and explored in interesting light. Finally, Bing Bong, the representation of all our childhood imaginary friends, Elephant-like friend of Riley, the main gal in the movie, is being featured! -_-x (Amazingly Brilliant! Innerly Awesome show! ... ... All emotions are important and should work together to lead a balance life even as everyone prefers Joy [Happiness and Optimism], who are and should always be the leader of our emotion for a happy and fruitful life!)
 
 
Attack on Titan 2: End of the world
 
Attack on Titan 2: End of the world - A continuation of part 1 just 2 months plus ago. The movie has taken way too much liberty, too much from the ongoing manga and anime series for the plot and the creative direction. Fanboys and fangirls will no doubt be pissed. The cinematography and CGI are alright with the consideraton of a lower budget that Hollywood can offer. Some parts of the storyline do... not make much sense and at times even whimsical. The predictable cliche and not so mysterious origins of titans and conspiracies are revealed. There are some giants (titans) fighting scenes though. -_-x (Just an okay movie with the familiar profiting method of splitting a film into 2 parts to harvest double the money from all of us ... Still a slightly better adaptation as compared to shitty live actions like Dragonball Evolution and The Last Airbender. Read the manga and watch the anime, they are whole lot better.)
 
 
The Martian
 
The Martian (2015 NASA space film based on the novel by Andy Weir): A lot more grounded space exploration about manned Mars mission that does not push too far of today's technology. A space castaway who alone uses his wits, ingenuity, optimism and Science (including his field of botany) to survive months enough in harsh Mars for a rescue mission to come. A space film that does not involve metaphys...ics and less focus on emotion tapping like "Interstellar" and a lot more survival Thinking and Doing than "Gravity". All the big team of multi-racial casts are great, Matt Damon is FANTASTIC in his portrayal as a guy who uses humour to keep himself sane and always hoping and going when the odds are always against him. Credit should also be given to the director Riley Scott who makes this space film as realistic as possible with beautiful Mars scenes and real physics and biology, reportedly with full advice and consultation involving a panel of NASA experts. -_-x (Awesome-tecular and full of Disco music! This really ups another level and quality of space-related films. You can feel with all the main and supported characters, the intensity, the urgency, the emotions, the hard decisions ... the breathlessness ... Math ... Astrophysics ... Science of raw survival. Taking away any propanganda and cynical views, we all gotta believe that if China and America really put aside their differences and cooperate, things will work out fine and better. A trend of Hollywood films nowadays. Hm ... ...)
 
 
Pan
 
Pan (2015 film, prepare for ANGRY RANTS): A sort of origin prequel to the beloved Peter Pan's fairy tales which is trying to be different and racist at the same time. @#$%!!! This CRAPPY film SUCKS! The WORST Peter Pan ever! Do not waste your money and time! Freaking skip this SHITTY movie! You have been warned ... Do not watch just because of "Hugh Jackman" factor. He is totally nonsensical in a ...bad bad way and is out of place as a whimsical or wicked Blackbeard or not. Unpleasant, Boring, Artificial ... Surprisingly FLAT and SLEEPY even with action sequences. Simply Awful even when they try to sell it as children's film! Whole show is obviously full of "fakish" CGI. Enough said, WHAT THE @#$% !!! -_-x (Completely ruin my Peter Pan's childhood, Captain Hook, Neverland, Tiger Lily, Tinker Bell and The Lost Boys! If you seek unique Peter Pan, watch live action series like Hook and Neverland instead. Do watch the 1953 disney classic for an awesome feel. A bad movie = A bad day ... #@$% ...)
 
 
Our Times, 我的少女时代
 
Our Times, 我的少女时代 (A 2015 Taiwan School love theme film, PG 13 [for a reason]): A school love "fairy tale" based on the perspective of the female and different from the predecessor film "那些年 You are the Apple of my eye" which is based on the male perspective. A movie that intelligently uses music, songs, TV shows and real items to evoke and trigger nostalgia and memory of the 90s era of Taiwan and... countries with Chinese dominated schools. A show that will make you laugh 傻笑 and cry 流泪. I do enjoy the film and to give it credit, it is well-done with enough emotion, humour and heartrending and heartwarming moment. 真的有感动到我, 有让我心酸, 尤其是Hebe的"小幸运"歌曲。戏中也有刘德华天王亲自客串 and some big Taiwan stars. An ending that I am "happy" about and will not spoil. -_-x (Every female will imagine herself to be the protagonist 林真心 with the fantasy of a dashing badass but caring man 徐太宇 who always like her. While every male especially the boyfriends will be like er ... the love expectation and sweetness are impossibly unrealistic and can just wait for Star Wars to come out and watch it instead. The whole cinema is always full of girls' laughter, gasping and giggling loh ... lol ...)

原来你是我 最想留住的幸运
原来我们和爱情曾经靠得那么近
。。。 。。。
与你相遇 好幸运
可我也失去 为你泪流满面的权利

 
 
Bridge of spies
 
Bridge of spies (2015 historical drama film): The thrilling movie that is directed by Steven Spielberg and star Tom Hanks. The film is non-action, that means the whole show is full of talking and travelling but with intensity and emotions. It is based on true espionage, diplomacy and exchanges of prisoners at East Berlin due to incidents of U2 spy plane and an American student and a Soviet artist ...accused as spies during the USSR and USA cold war period. The settings and backgrounds are brilliantly choreographed and convincing. -_-x (With the legend and A-list like Spielberg and Hanks, this film is guaranteed to be an entertaining and a good one. Spielberg the director really has a wide array of cinematology under his portfolio with many breakthrough in his career. Respect!)
 
 
Goosebumps

Goosebumps (2015 horror/comedy film based on R.L Stine 1990s popular Scholastic series): A fast paced movie full of jump scares that are actually more funny than scary most of the time. Contrary to what many people fear for an illogical surrealistic fantasy, this show is actually pretty good. It creatively portrays the Goosebumps monsters and allows the story to flow. I enjoy it very very much. Do... not have high expectation for the CGIs as the animations look "obviously" and "fakishly" animated. It can also be emotional especially near the end. The plot device is actually similar to all 62 beloved R.L Stine's Goosebumps children series. The formula of a teenage protagonist as hero or heroine going into a new place, love interest and side kicks from friends, siblings or neighbours, unusual adventures of horror and supernatural nature, and the ending(s) and cliffhanger that TWIST your mind. Watch out for Mr Black a cameo! Jack Black as a recluse and the teenage actors are all great! -_-x (I grew up reading R.L Stine Goosebumps during my primary school days and I really love them with all my favourite monsters being featured on the screen. Not all are being featured due to limited budget and screen times. Slappy the dummy and antagonist scared the s@$t out of me when I was a kid and now he really gives me goosebumps on screen. The book series are what inspired the young me to read and write especially stories of supernatural horror until my teachers had to warn me from writing horror stories with twist endings and cliffhanger in my composition or I will fail my PSLE. Lol. There are plans for sequel and I really hope Sony would not screw it up. I hope they can use the storyline of Monster Blood.)
 
 
Spectre: 007
 
Spectre: 007 (24th James Bond film starring Daniel Craig as the most famous and "un-die-able" resilent spy in the world): The plot features Bond's personal mission by former "M" that leads to the global criminal organisation with the "Octopus-sy" symbol known as Spectre. Spectre concept was returned to big screen from the 1971 Bond film and this is also a big attempt to tie and link all 4 Craig's ...Bond films and villians together. The same old classical Bond formula ... Full of breathtaking action and stunt scenes. Badass fighting scenes especially with the big-sized henchman starring Batista the real wrestler. Humans, cars, yatch, helicopters and aeroplane chases that smashes everything in the path. Letter and number heads are stated to sound cool like M15, M16, M, Q, Moneypenny(P?), C and double O with a whole number. Bond unrealistically but surely seducing and sexing every beautiful Bond ladies (except Moneypenny) in all the series. A diabolical main villain revealed that is sort of creepy but useless and defeated in the face of 007. -_-x (Not a bad movie. Greatly entertaining! Cinematography and direction by Sam Mendes are very well-done. The introductory song is quite artsy too. The most action flicks ever in all of the 24 Bond series. In my opinion, the problem lies more with the plot flow and the unnecessary jumping back to a "required" sub-plot now and then that disrupts the storyline of Bond's personal journey to the ghost of his past. Personally, to rank Craig's Bond series overall in order of merit: Skyfall, Casino Royale, Spectre and Quantum of Solace. Always a fan of Double O and the sticky theme music! Long live Double O 7, no matter who the new guy actor is ... ...)
 
 
The Hunger Games III Mockingjay Part 2 
The Hunger Games III Mockingjay Part 2: A satisfying enough conclusion to the epic saga as with the novel trilogy, but the pacing is really and purposefully slow because they the Hollywood just have to do it, by unnecessarily splitting 1 average sized book into 2 parts to milk more $$$$$ out of us. The conversations are obviously prolonged to increase run-time explicitly, inevitably hurting the st...ory flow for the movie, making this film less awesome than it should have been. -_-x (More darker and sadder, still can be intense but less feel due to the snail pacing. Should have ended at the right moment but just have to freaking keep on reeling ... DRAGGY ... What??! Jennifer Lawerence is great as Katniss the emotional archer heroine, and good portrayal as of other actors. Finally, an end ... oh wait ... what ... they have plans to make sequels or prequels not based in the novel??? What the f@#*! Stop ruining and milking the franchise! Seriously. Let it end! Let it be!)
 
 
The Good Dinosaur
 
The Good Dinosaur (2 Pixar-Disney animation films in a year ... WoW!): What happens in an alternate timeline set 65 million years after the asteroid that would have caused the extinction of dinosaurs passes safely over Earth? You get evolved intelligent and cartoonish dinosaurs like Apatosaurus farmers and ranching cowboy T-Rexes. A story about Arlo, the green timid smaller version of Apatosaurus,... who is somehow casted out from his home and lost his way, have to overcome his fear and adversity of the main villain and smaller villains, met new dinosaurs and animals, journey back home with the companionship and friendship of a human caveman kid named "Spot". Scenes that reminds you of the movie "The Lion King". Scenes that reminds you of what the circles of Ohana means from "Lilo and Stitch". Amazing stunning breathtaking photo-realistic backdrop. And ... This main villain is something that we should never trifle with, and not really the smaller villains that say "The storm provides". -_-x (Not the best Pixar movie, but truly touching and heartrending enough. Still a pleasure and the kids will really love it! Who don't love dinosaurs?)
 
 
Creed
 
Creed (2015 film and considered as the 7th of "Rocky" the Sylvester Stallone boxer series. No spoilers and not a single plot revealed. A hint for people who have watched Rocky I to IV ... Look at the title, does Apollo rings a bell?): The BEST boxing film of the all favourite Rocky series since the 1970s. The most AWESOME boxing movie of all times! The boxing bouts and sequences are unquestionably... exciting and caused us to be always at the edge of our seats. The greatest parts are the way the videography and motion pictures are shown ... Raw, Realistic, Gritty as the whole Philadelphia streets and neighbourhoods are wonderfully portrayed. The music score is good and uplifting. The emotions, the tensions and the interactions are the factors that are driving the whole show, that really makes us feel for each characters especially the young Adonis Johnson Creed and now the old man Rocky Balboa. -_-x (Have always been inspired and motivated by Rocky since young, about standing up to do the right thing and pushing forward, achieving our dreams despite all odds and setbacks. Based on observations, the show audiences are 95% males as the rest of the females are just accompanying their boyfriends. LOLLL!!!!! Always a fan of Rocky. Long lives Rocky! Long lives Apollo Creed!)
 
Star Wars Episode VII
 
Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens: By J.J. Abrams, who also directs 2 good Star Trek blockbusters, meaning the first of the new Disney trilogy will obviously be an epic space opera. The fan-based anticipation is fantastic, the visual effects are really brilliant, the "Force" is still strong. The familiar plot premise of light (Jedi, non-red light sabre and The Resistance) versus dark (The Da...rk side, red light saber and First Order with a bigger weapon) and a journey race to find the skilled Jedi Master. The nostalgia as the old characters like Han Solo, General (Former Princess) Leia, Chewbacca, C3-PO, R2-D2 and Luke Skywalker are back. Millenium Falcon and awesome space piloting fights are back. But the protagonists are the younger Finn, Rey, a best pilot Poe and a (merchandise-that-will-sell-well) robot droid known as BB-8. The big antagonist is somewhat "related". Seriously, same theme as Star Wars episode IV - VI. The twist hopefully will be as powerful, as the revelation of Darth Vader the famous villain of IV-VI. -_-x (Do not worry about the first 6 episodes. New audiences can still watch. May the Force be with you!)
 
叶问 3 [Ip Man 3]
 
叶问 3 [Ip Man 3] (starring Donnie Yen in Ip Man films based on certain biography of a real martial art grandmaster, rated PG 13): Full of breathtaking sparrings! Street fights, Close-ranged fights, Kungfu fights, one versus many fights, Pole fights, Bruce Lee fight, Muay Thai, Boxing, and Yong Chun versus Yong Chun itself! Mike Tyson is the Boxer! Surprisingly, the show does not just portray only fight fight fights, but also ... focus on the touching and emotional scenes of Ip Man and his family particularly his wife. -_-x (A treat to the adrenaline rush! Some comedic and heartrending moments. A movie sequel that is equal if not greater than the first two. Thumbs Up!)

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Movies Review 2014 -_-x

Pokemon Origin The Movie
Pokemon Origin The Movie - A version that is less long-winded and boring than the Ash version and it brings back my childhood. This movie embodies the very reason why I love and enjoy Pokemon. I would hope this movie be made into mini arcs anime, as all the important happenings: Mount Moon, certain important Pokemon catches and the significant fights are rushed over. The lamer part of the show features a Charlizard using some special stone evolving into a 4th stage ultra-powerful Mega Charlizard (which by the way does not happen in the Pokemon at all) and smells familiar like a rival storyline that also DIGItilise MONster from the other world. I want to see all of them in real time as the movie format are placed "animatedly" like when I was playing Pokemon Red or FireRed. This brings back so much nostalgia, so much good memories when I fall in love with the pokemon originals, when I am amazed at my ability of memorising all of them and their characteristics: 151 pokemon names and evolutions and I do still remember them now! I still recall my obsession when I hook on to the Nintendo Yellow, Red and Blue even in examination period and earn some money through Pokemon trading cards game. I do realise I have been tolerating the extended Taurus-shit "Ash who is always 10 years old - a lot more pokemons that I give up remembering - Talking Meowth-James-Jessie-Team Rocket-Flying off again" craps for years. -_-x(Gotta catch them all - Pokemon!)     [Not at Cinema]

The Lego Movie
The Lego Movie - A very funny movie with "The Matrix" and "Toy Story" theme about the "special one" (saviour) that try to bring across ideas of creativity, idiosyncrasies and a very subtle message of "Everyone is different and you should always be yourself to bring the best out of yourself!" Most importantly ... featuring ... the Lego toys and sets to sell! The movie is refreshing and whimsical. It does make many parodies and pop culture references. The end plot is very creative and allows us to relate and engage ... Opps ... should not spoil ... Lol ... -_-x (I love Lego! And watch out for the Justice League superheroes especially the Dark Knight! I only have issues with them making Green Lantern an idiot and very gay [to Superman] ... What the !@#$/ ... Oh yeah! All Lego fans must watch the movie!!! "Everything is AWESOME!")

Robocop (2014)
Robocop (2014) - One of my childhood uncensored R-rated cheesy 80s film which I like simply because the name, the hero, the puns and the toy are cool to me, so cool that I did not really notice the violence or even the philosophical issues of crimes, free will, politics, coporations, AI, greed and corruption. Imagine my trepidation when they announced the Robocop remake ... (many sucky Hollywood remakes have ruined my childhood and memory by far). I am really glad that the show is not as disappointing as it should have been even with certain weaknesses. This new film is not R but PG13 and explores the philosophical issues deeper and with today's context including scenes from the war in Middle East and the infamous but truthful crime-ridden Detroit. Not so awesome, not that spectacular, just watch and ride along with the remake with future cybernetics and Science technology imbued with a tinge of nostalgia when the original robocop theme song is played. -_-x(... ... ... The visuals, black suit, visors and actions are fine, the emotions portrayed passable ...)
 
Non-Stop 
Non-Stop (Film): A good mystery-thriller with a good premise that features the US federal air marshals in both bad and good light, and reminds us about 9-11 aftermath and understandably the USA's obession with security. It is so good that even halfway through the movie, I could not guess the real "terrorist", "culprit", "killer" correctly. I enjoy the show, the tension, the action, the dilemma, the faith, the trust, the hysteria, the reaction and of course, the twist. -_-x(Liam Neeson is great, though I think that it would be even better if there are more elements to make me feel more for Liam Neeson's role, Bill Marks, as a deranged but responsible air marshal ... ...)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - The wait is finally over as one of my favourite superheroes of all time appears on marvel cinematics onscreen for the 4th time (counting Loki's shapeshifting in Thor 2) since The Avenger ("New York"). This time, Captain with all his good will and old ways of thinking joins the agency SHIELD and faces the greyer militaristic context of pre-emption, "what is right and what is wrong", "who to trust", a more modern era of complexity, the questionable governmental agencies and personnels, a bigger conspiracy and many many deceitful cover-ups with some twists ... And of course, all the characters, ghosts and shadows of the past all appear to haunt Captain including the identity of the super-assassin, the winter soldier. -_-x(The conflict is intense and features non-stop hand-to-hand combat action flicks and fighting scenes. The shield has become the weapon more than the protection. There are many references to Marvel TV series: Agents of SHIELD especially for a character. Seriously, where is Hawkeye (except the one metal piece on Black Widow's neck)? Watch out for Falcon the new non-white superhero and do not miss BOTH the after-credit and post-credit scenes!)

Transcendence
Transcendence: A thought-provoking movie that consists of a many-stars team including the famous producer that make Batman cool again, that pirate of the Carribean, the not so free man, some Britian and some Hollywoods. The themes are deep, philosophical, exploratory and yet cliche, such as Ethics; Love; Revolution and protection with lethal force and terrorism; Artificial Intelligence versus Human Intelligence; "What constitutes crossing that line?"; The end justifies its means when saving the world?; Fearing the unknown, the uncertainty and the uncontrol; The entity of consciousness, awareness and soul; Free will or/and Collectiveness; Technology slippery slopes; "Is the world ready for the technology breakthrough or miracles and the truth?"; And the revelation that indeed humans are always searching for their/that "God(s)". [Featuring computers, codes, nanotechnology, radioactive bullet for assassination, electrodes to poke into brains, equations that do not make sense and copper Faraday cages to block off radiation and electrical signals.] -_-x(The fact that they do make Science-Fi so grounded, philosophical, realistic and makes me pay attention throughout the film and think about them are somethings that I will give a thumb up. Though ... no wow wow factors ...)

The Amazing Spiderman 2
The Amazing Spiderman 2: I already love the movie before it comes out as I love Spidey. Oh dear, I hope that I do not sound like Max Dillon the villian Electro who is obsessed with Spidey in the film. This sequel is going to be more emotional, really more intense emotion (no spoilers), more compelling, more high voltage, more somersaulting in high ground with webs around, more on-off lovey, more funny, more revealing of the mysteries, more run time, more number of villians and less stutterings from Andrew Garfield. There is a mid-credit of X-Men Days of Future Past, DON'T leave the cinema immediately when it ends! -_-x(From your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman!)

Godzilla (2014)
Godzilla (2014) - An awesome reboot of the 1998 dreadful film disaster (note: not disaster film) that once ruined everything I love about the King of Monsters, the one that defiled my younger childhood when I was just a tender age 12 [The film disaster is so similar to Jurassic Park that I thought Godzilla is a new dinosaur after the Lost World. As I recalled, even the appearance is super different, it is just a bigger T-Rex and they even freaking make this version into mind-controlled Godzilla animation !!!!! WTH!!! ] ... ... -_-x [I am really glad that this reboot is way way better than that horrible memory. This is by far the best Godzilla film pictures CGI of all and the most faithful to Japanese Toho version. Roughly 30% features fighting actions by the monsters. The rest features more on most of the humans: a pretty useless Japanese scientist who keeps on narrating and describing and does nothing much to help; a not-so-real super lucky US army Navy protagonist Ford who cannot die; The Americans and the propaganda ("Heroic" US military) who have to overcome the forces and ordeal of nuclear nature, the Kaiju, opps ... the gigantic monsters of non-Pacific Rim that inevitably create Tsunamis. The film does have a subtle meaning and the metaphor of how the human spirits fight and deal with natural disasters. To all Godzilla lovers like me: Watch Out! Godzilla is going to make a mighty battle cry and spew the atomic power out of its incredible mouth while kicking asses !!! Oh Yeah!]

X-Men - Days of Future Past
X-Men - Days of Future Past: With such a variety of all-stars cast, director of the first two good X-Men movies Bryan Singer, a superb storyline from the beloved comic series, the hype and the anticipation running high, it is no wonder this film is AWESOME-TACULAR. Even with so many plot continuity problems with the 6 films of the X-Men franchise from the trilogy to First Class (including the dishonourable mention of the "X-Men Origin: Wolverine"), this 7th film is indeed one of the best X-Men movies of all that wraps up (almost but not totally). By using time travel and creation of alternate and adjusted timelines to make more canon movies and bringing back dead protagonists (sort of like Star Trek and comics), it is a way for 20th Century Fox to tell us that "we are rebooting the franchise" and "we retain the rights to keep making X-Men cinematics and X-Men money without giving back to Marvel studio like that Sony Spiderman". Hai ... This means we are not going to see Wolverine going up against the Hulk or joining Avengers soon in the cinema ... -_-x(This big film focuses more on the emotional aspects rather than a lot of actions as expected from Singer's film. The graphics and special effects are amazing especially the Quicksilver's super-speed scenes. Attempts to make the 1970's camera shots are realistic and laudable. The whole movie is well-blended with dry humour which really makes you laugh. Do not miss the post-credit as I look forward to 2016 X-Men: Apocalypse. Long lives the X-Men !!!) 
 
Maleficient
Maleficient (Disney) - With the likes of the "Enchanted (2007)" and "Snow White and the Huntsman" that made fairy tales darker, non-cartoonish and filmed into real characters onscreen, now comes the Sleeping Beauty version in the view of the antagonist ... I have always loved most of the Disney classic fairy tales, except for their squeeze-more-money lousy sequels. With the likes of wonderfully acclaimed predecessors, there is going to be comparison and the expectation will run high ... -_-x (Hai ... I am quite disappointed with the show. The whole show is way too flat and no "Wow" factors, almost to a dangerous level of "boring". It is like the movie is a straight line with minimal and insignificant spikes. The film does have some humour and the graphics and effects are nice. There are cliche twists with a new trendy stereotypes about gender going on which I would not spoil. I DID NOT feel the magic, wits or good feelings which I would normally have when I go to Disneyland or watch non-sequel Disney movies. Probably, if they have made the film into a musical genre like "Frozen" or "Enchanted", the movie would not have been so flat. The only thing that saves the film and attract people to watch is the performance and portrayal of A-list Angelina Jolie. She is great as Maleficient. Because of her, the film will not be and is not a blockbuster flop.)

Edge of Tomorrow
Edge of Tomorrow (2014 film): A mind-blowing, fast-paced, gripping, non-stop action Science-Fiction military flick and a less complicated film adaptation from the Japanese novel "All you need is kill". There can be little to no spoilers as the plot is already in the film's catch phrase, "Live, Die, Repeat". All of us know how the show is going to be and probably "that same type of ending". No one can expect time-traveling to be so cleverly portrayed and so logical, the bad-ass aliens Mimic to be so powerful and the exo-technology "Jacket" to be so cool, so grounded that unknowingly, you thought that they are already available in the military. I can literally feel, sense, breathe and experience how William Cage [Tom Cruise] relived his life everyday, in the only way (that I cannot spoil). I can naturally accept the continuity although everything is always resetting to Day 1. I do not feel the time loop tiresome at all. -_-x (This film is Awesome-tecular! I could not take my eyes off the screen throughout the moment. There is some humour and romance here and there in the film. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt are really good, and in fact their relationship and chemistry is by far the most realistic in terms of plots in all Hollywood movies I have seen so far! To describe, this film is somewhat like a fusion of "Groundhog Day" and "Ender's Game".) 

How to Train your Dragon 2
"How to Train your Dragon 2" (2014 film): This is a stupendous, superb, freaking awesome-tecular Viking masterpiece. With GREAT animation effects, well-crafted plots, really really good emotional scenes of sad, happy, self-doubt, mystery, truth, reunion, gain, lose, friendship, triumph, destiny, optimism and always ... ... HOPE. I was in tears, while experiencing, discovering, crying and cheering. Rarely can we see a sequel better than the first and this is absolutely one of the fine example. This feeling is very special and I truly cherish it. Thank you HTTYD! -_-x (This kind of remind me of Disney "Lion King" without all the musicals and with modern animation, and of course the lively and friendly Dragons! I love the show and I am so going to get the DVD to experience the dragon flying and joy ride again. I want to train my dragon, probably a Night Fury, Lol. Oh yeah! 5 stars out of 5! Absolutely must watch! I can't wait to see the next installment.) 

The Fault in Our Stars
The Fault in Our Stars (2014 film): Based on a best-selling novel with the same name written by John Green. I never expect myself to watch a romantic-comedy-drama with love story. I do prefer blockbuster with action, superheroes and science-fiction. I avoid lovey-dovey films like this summer "Blended" and the last summers "Twilight" bull@#$% series. Due to positive reviews, critical reception and the medical oncology characteristics of the film, I decide to watch it with the goal in mind to discern the psychology of cancer patients (especially those with terminal stages) and how they cope and struggle in relationships with their family and potential mates. -_-x (Boy, I am completely taken in by the heartrending, heartwarming, heart-aching, heartbreaking and heartfelt moments in the film. The protagonists Hazel and Gus (Augustus) are sweet and both the heartthrobs. They do make a pair of really cute couple. The movie is well-written and well-acted, funny and witty, with many acerbic and philosophical puns and statements. Indeed, I strongly empathise and feel for all the characters in the film. In fact, I was constantly in tears in the dark and cold cinema. I am very touched by the "larger and smaller infinities" eulogy. What I saw today, fiction or not, is the eternity of a "real" true love ... ...) 

Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
Transformers: Age of Extinction - the same template as the first 3 Transformers franchises with illogical flow of tiresome story-telling and abrupt director's cut. The 4th cliche plot of good Autobots robots protecting Earth and the human protagonists from some bad robots which always involve the Decepticons. The humans who are so lame and will never die from all the explosions, bullets, blasts and traumas except for the extras. Some human(s) who are always given a lot of screen time and hold some important key stuff while running away from the bad robots. A usual Michael Bay style that is so full of loud deafening explosions, sporadic appearances of pretty models and ALL ladies with heavy make-ups, "roll-eyeball" comic relief and characters, forceful product placements and Chinese tourism spots, and of course ... all the branded cars especially Chevrolet throughout the film. This time, there is the addition of the trendy betrayal and conspiracy theme and the BIG addition of my favourite legendary Dinobots. Oh Yeah! Thankfully, there are no stuttering Shia Lebeouf and his annoying parents, all the former forgettable side-kicks, and the lousiest-model-actress-with-one-expression Megan Fox. Mark Wahlberg's character and acting is probably the best thing in the movie, for which he is actually doing something to help the Autobots, notably the famous Optimus Prime and BumbleBee. -_-x (I go into the cinema wishing Michael Bay can learn from the past 3 films and inject new energy and experience into making a better Transformers, a different and more awesome cinematic one. Alas! It is still that same Michael Bay style who knows fans like me will still support Transformers even with negative criticisms, inevitably supporting Hasbro and their toys to sell ... ... Hai ... maybe they should change the director for the next one. I am so worried for the upcoming TMN Turtles produced by Bay, Bite thumbs ...) 

Dawn of The Planet of the Apes
Dawn of The Planet of the Apes: An awesome sequel of a reboot of the franchises, a film premise from the 1960s versions that has always intrigued me since young. The questions of how we humans lead to our own destruction and what if, our homo cousins turn intelligent and simply take over from us as the dominant species on Earth. -_-x (Appeared since the first reboot film "Rise of The Planet of the Apes", Caesar the leader and the face of the intelligent apes has been the most kick-ass character. This good sequel focuses more on the emotional aspects, the tension, interaction and of course, the fight between the Homos, the intra and inter relationships - the love and hate among the humans and the apes themselves. The effects are realistic and great! We can naturally feel and interpret the expression from the micro-facial features on the CGI apes. ... ... ... ... ... No one, no human, no ape, is incorruptible and the nature of law and hierarchy still applies when power, politics and greed come into play.) 

Turtles Forever (2009)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 1, 2, 3, 4 Turtles ... ... Oh Yeah! A 25th anniversary crossover with the concept of multiverse. My 1987 light-hearted cheesy childhood version, to the 21st century modern and serious version, and of course to the 1984 dark gritty originals also known as the Prime Turtles. All the 3 different incarnations and many other montages of the versions including the 1990s live series. Awesome! Cheers! Hoo-Ray! Oh Yeah! Turtles Forever! Long live the Turtles! Turtle Power! It is Ninja time! [With Batman's voice] "We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We strike hard and fade away into the night!" -_-x (Oh please ... Please let the Michael Bay version coming out soon be a good turtle movie ... ... ... ... Pray pray hard ...)      [Not at Cinema]

Hercules (2014 film)
Hercules (2014 film) - An inspiration based on the graphic novel "Hercules: The Thracian War". A way way better Greek hero film of the same name than the dreadful Bull!@#$ "The Legend of Hercules" months ago. The Rock Dwayne Johnson is great in this film and he is really all pumped up. The premise of this Greek mythology and the "realistic" approach behind the hero's legend are different from all the former Hercules genre. -_-x (I find myself enjoying and having fun in this film. This is probably one of the best film directed by Brett Ratner ...) 

Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014 Marvel film): As a comic fan of this intergalactic group, I am already so so excited over the movie and today all my "Geekiness-es" are activated. Meet the Guardians: Star-Lord - A charming and super funny "Earthling" guy named Peter Quill; Gamora - the most dangerous alien woman assassin in the universe; Drax the Destroyer - a lethal but sentimental slayer full of rage; Rocket Raccoon - the technical personnel, sharpshooter and a cute but kick-ass genetically modified raccoon; and Groot - A living tree and the last of its kind with limited vocabulary of "I am Groot" and also in the last scene, an additional Pronoun. Featuring also the musics of 70s and 80s [like "Hooked on the Feeling"], the concept of infinity stones [that all the nerds already know], the Collector [post-credit from Thor 2], the mad titan Thanos [post-credit from The Avengers], Ronan the Accuser of Kree empire[The antagonist] and the Nova corps, intergalactic police group [basically the good guys] and some other less important alien characters like Nebula and Korath. -_-x (All the CGI effects including Groot and Raccoon are stunningly Awesome-tecular! The tone of the whole space adventures and this group of cosmic Avengers is of an entertaining, cheesy, Disney light-hearted and hilarious one rather than just pure science fiction. The theme of conscientiousness, redemption, altruism, friendships and heroism are all laid out. I totally love how the film handle the tone and the characters. Long live the Guardians of the Galaxy! Looking forward to the sequel and how they entail to the plot of the Avengers. As usual, there is a post-credit with the surprise appearance of a Marvel character that you will never imagine ...)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014 film)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014 film): I was so psyched when I heard that TMNT is going to come out as a live-action blockbuster reboot. But my heart sank immediately when I saw Michael Bay's name. He is not the director of the show but is a very influential producer who can get his hands the way he wants like the Transformers franchises. Even as a nostalgic childhood boy fan of the TMNT, I do understand that the reboot has to be in a modern context and need not be exactly the same as the 1980s cartoon series or the 1990s horrible rubber-suit movies. Personally, I am not offended by the CGI used for the turtles and the teacher rat, Master Splinter. However, in many instances, they do look explicitly "cartoonishingly" fake. The consolation is that the funny and teenage interactions between the 4 turtles (named after the 4 great Italian artists of the Renaissance and labelled in Blue, Purple, Orange and Red) are highlighted. Many of the jokes do make a lot of references to modern pop icons such as Batman and Superman. Michelangelo (Orange turtle) is still the most talkative and funniest dude. Raphael (Red turtle) does reveal his soft side outside his normal cool and rude self. Donatello (Purple turtle) is still the smart technical one and Leonardo (Blue turtle) is still the natural leader. Shredder the main villain is in his modern CGI metallic suit. I do not want to remember Karai, Shredder's adopted daughter and accomplice, for she sucks big time here. There are forgettable scientists ... ... yadayada ... ... -_-x (Cowabunga! This TMNT movie is not a super bad one and is neither a good one. The same Michael Bay style is there, with many jerky camera scenes, many plot holes and abrupt directorial cuts, forceful product placements, lazy filming, the Megan Fox April O'Neil [who is trying her best but really, can never be that good actress. How the heck did she even get the role?] and some extra [guy] escort who do not need to be in the film at all. Hai ... I do appreciate the effort in the portrayal of the turtles and the faithfulness to the back story. Indeed, the idiosyncrasies of each turtles are being sufficiently showcased. Seriously, Michael Bay should stop dabbling in iconic fan-based projects. Hai ...) 

Rurouni Kenshin II (Part 1) Kyoto Inferno
-_-x Rurouni Kenshin II Kyoto Inferno (2014 Film): I am a hardcore fan of the reverse-blade katana owner, Himura Kenshin aka Samurai X and was once Battousai the manslayer. This live action show has exceeded all my high expectations. The characters, main to supporting casts and even Juppongatana's images, are all spot-on, as the film is as faithful as it can be to the manga though understandably, with some alterations to fit a short 2 hours plus. The fighting scenes are so awesome yet realistic and do feature how superhumanely good and fast powerful samurai(s) like Kenshin is (even when it is almost impossible to emulate the anime duel effects). This is truly the best teaser and build-up to the upcoming second final part of "The Legend ends", and I know the upcoming one is going to be a buffet of actions. Do watch out for the guy that appears at the last scene as I suspect he is the one that I am always watching out for and someone important to Kenshin other than Kaoru(his love interest). -_-x (Waiting for 2nd October for the ultimate continuation ...) 

初恋这件小事 (Thai film)
Very very very very very nice Thai movie (with Chinese subtitles)! Very funny, heartwarming, 心酸 yet touching ... Full of childhood schooling nostalgia. A love story that will bring smiles on your face. -_-x (Awesome! Enjoy!)   [Not at Cinema]

 
大明劫 Fall of Ming
Mainly depict the story of Wu You Ke (吴又可) aka Wu You Xing (吴有性), one of the greatest Chinese Medicine Physician and 温病家 of the late Ming Dynasty, 200 years ahead of his time in deducing virus and microbes (疠气) as the causes of plagues and how the infections are spread [without the help of microscope]. His greatest concoction Da Yuan Yin (达原饮) used for the plagues was also used widely in treating SARS. -_-x (The author of 温疫论!)      [Not at Cinema]

Annabelle
Annabelle (2014 film): A totally imaginative origin story made up based on a purported true story and the SUBSTANDARD spin-off from one of the best horror movies - "The Conjuring". The actors in the film are mediocre, the characters are undefinable, the fictional plot is illogical and incoherent, everything is predictable and dumb. To give it puny credits, there are limited creepy scenes, and 1 cool elevator scary sequences and yea ... that demon. The rest are just jump-scares and those sound effects and sound tracks that will inform you that it is time to be scared. There are no build-ups to any suspense and whatsoever. A far far far far far cry from "The Conjuring". This show will still sell because it bluffs people like me to watch it as a sort of prequel and parasitically rip the benefit and fame from "The Conjuring". -_-x (When you know the director is also the director of the crappiest dog@#$% "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" and can somehow make everyone hates the whole Mortal Kombat franchises, you know you are in for the Bull!@#$. When you keep laughing at a horror movie, keep shaking your head and is totally bemused by the story and the flow, you know something is wrong, for the movie never fully delivers for what it is. You are supposed to watch a horror movie and not a parody or a comedy ...) 

Rurouni Kenshin Kyoto Arc II (Part 2) The Legend Ends
-_-x Rurouni Kenshin Kyoto Arc II The Legend Ends (2014 film): The biggest anticipation showdown between Shishio (The villian and Mummy guy) and Kenshin (The hero and Samurai X). There are loads of good old fighting as expected. Understandably, with only 2 hours plus runtime, there are scenes and characters depth that cannot be emulated or explained like in the anime, with many plots, sub-plots and even chronology altered. Various relationships are explored more deeply especially between Hiko and Kenshin as master and disciple. Aoshi is featured more this time though. In fact, Kyoto Arc should be made into trilogy instead of 2-parts movie, as I cannot help but feel that many things are rushed for the main characters like Saito and Kaoru and especially Juppogatana (Shishio's 10 powerful henchmen) and their fights. But still, a faithful portrayal of the manga anime and a satisfying end to the live action Kenshin series. -_-x (If light-weighted book like "The Hobbit" can be made into a bloating trilogy, why not Kyoto Arc?) 

Fury
Fury (2014 NC16 film): A super intense and relentless World War 2 film that depicts how ugly, gory, violent and atrocious a war truly is. A story about the tank named "Fury", the interactions between her crews and the last stand and how the wars are fought savagely near the end of Nazi's surrender. -_-x (War is fought with weapons but won by men who become monsters, and sacrifice their morality and conscience so that war can end fast for a more peaceful world. I have never watched a war film so breathlessly emotional and totally no glorification at all. The weariness and listlessness of the soldiers are so real, you can see and sense on all the embattled faces. All the characters are good, very very good, from Brad Pitt Sergeant leader to rookie Logan Lerman. The highest credit is given to Shia LeBeouf for his portrayal as a conflicting soldier and a preacher. ... ... No one single person smiled as everyone walked out of the cinema in silence ... ...) 

Interstellar
Interstellar (2014 lengthy film): When apocalyptic end of the world scenario combine with a lot of focus on 2 father-daughter bonds particularly 1; plus paranormal Science loaded with concepts of space-time continuum [up to 5 dimensions], space warping wormholes and time warping blackholes full of Physics involving Relativity, Quantum Mechanics and Newtonians especially GRAVITY [No, not that Danny Boyle space film]; equal the mind-blowing, thought provoking, breathtaking, exhilarating movie that the Nolan brothers and Christopher's wife can pull off! -_-x (It is so Awesome-tecular! I have to pay attention throughout the show. It is so deep and immerses me in the thinking and pondering that I can ignore all the weaknesses for the certain narrative flow. The effects are all so good. Watching in cinema, you can feel like you are really travelling to outer space, the rumbling at the feet and the wind "blowing" around you ... In Nolans we trust! ... "Nolans" is the great brand name and a sure money tree in Hollywood now [unlike the box office poison, franchise brutaliser and talent killer "M.Night Sha-ma-de-lan"] ...) 

Big Hero 6 
Big Hero 6 (2014 Disney animation inspired by Marvel comics of the same name): In a fictitious amalgam of the futuristic San Francisco and Tokyo world called San Fransokyo, meet 5 likeable geniuses Hiro, Go-go, Fred, Wasabi, Honey Lemon and ... 1 most endearing lovable effable huggable robot ever - the balloon vincyl BAYMAX. Watch how these 5 superheroes together with Baymax use their inventions, robotics and brains to deal with a super villian who uses Hiro's microbots invention as weapons for a motive. -_-x(This motion picture is AMAZING beyond words! It is not just for kids, it is suitable for all ages and in fact a movie family can watch and enjoy together. I really really love it very very much especially my most favourite robot of all time ... Baymax. I am so awed that I am choking with delight from all the emotion, comedy, spectacular animation effects, friendships and the ups and downs of Hiro's life. It reminds me of the equally stupendous Pixar "The Incredibles" but without the blood ties. Unbelievable! A+++++, a must-watch! Do watch out for the equally touching pre-movie short animation clip "Feast". Look out for Stan Lee's cameos and DO NOT miss the Post-Credit! Sincerely hoping for a sequel ...) 

The Hunger Games III Mockingjay Part 1
The Hunger Games III Mockingjay Part 1: A good trilogy, novel series and franchise that wants to squeeze more $$$+$ out of us (like Harry Potter, Twilight, Ah Boys to Men and the upcoming long-winded Hobbit), by unnecessarily splitting 1 book and the last part of the trilogy into 2 parts. -_-x (The stretched, painfully slower-paced build-up that do not have any "hunger games" at all, with minimum excitement and action, and a lot more with the themes of making "Propaganda videos" and "Political speeches" from both sides of the camp of a post-apocalyptic modern "Roman-style" world, not called as Earth but Panem. The Capitol whom the residents dress like Lady Gaga versus The 13 Districts whom the oppressed rebels dress like us. To give credit, there are parts that do depict intense emotions especially from Katniss the heroine. Gale finally have more screen times and likeable characters like Finnick are featured. Peeta [Pronounced as Peter] appears unsurprisingly to be a cliff hanger for the second part. Jennifer Lawerence as Katniss is indeed a very good actress, I do feel for her throughout the movie. If this film is not purposefully stretchy, I believe it would have been an immediate thumbs-up. Now ... have to wait for the second part. As a reader who really like the Hunger Games novels, I am looking forward to the second part of the movie ... Trust me, the plot is good.) 

Penguins of Madagascar
Penguins of Madagascar (2014 DreamWorks animation with no continuity to the TV cartoon but continue from Madagascar 3): The 4 cute flightless birds which act like "super spy/commando/soldier", the characters that everyone loves from the first Madagascar movie. A spin-off to cash in from the franchise that has taken a beating since its sequels. The typical "beat-up-yourself" lame jokes, near to brainless cliche linear plotlines and not so emotional comedy ... but overall still entertaining and funny enough. -_-x (The marketing is successful as they are able to bluff me to watch a not-as-good-as-Pixar movie animation and manage to make me link to the first good Madagascar movie that features the iconic lion, zebra, giraffe and hippotamus gang. And yeah, that catchy song ... "I like to move it move it ... × 3". I do not even bother to remember each of the 4 penguins' names as they are easily replaceable with one another. There are also 4 forgettable Artic animal agents who claim to be professional spies but end up like side-kicks. Together they have to defeat the octopuses. Yup ... this sounds stupid but this is how the story goes ... Don't miss the mid-credits if you are even watching this movie ...) 
  
The Hobbit: The Battle of the 5 Armies
The Hobbit: The Battle of the 5 Armies (The last installment of the Peter Jackson's trilogy based on the book by J.R.R Tolkien): Finally after 3 years, the epic conclusion to the bloated fantasy, the shortest run time in all the Middle-earth and Jackson's films. The theme about avarice which is also known as "Dragon sickness" in the movie. And of course, as the title suggest, plentiful battles and clashes among the 5 armies composed of Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Eagles versus Orcs, Goblins, Wargs, Bats! A side-quest of the White council that link up to Lord of the Ring and Sauron is also shown. -_-x[Let's just say that Smaug (that dragon and supposed the main antagonist) and Bilbo (the supposed hobbit hero and protagonist in the story) are truly not the most important characters in this film. Even Gandalf the Grey, the one who start it all, is pushed aside. In fact, Thorin the Dwarf king has the most screen time and plot development that mainly feature his struggle with extreme greed. Seriously, I do not even want to question how the 5 armies sum up together ... 5 is just symbolic? There are simply too many characters to follow and people who do not know the story or never watch all the prequels and sequels will definitely be very confused. Peter Jackson tries too hard to link Hobbit to his LOTR resulting in way too many non-hobbit characters and sub-plots, not to mention that by right they only appear in LOTR. The Eagles ... they are simply majestic and almighty and "imbar", always a solution. Nonetheless, the battles and CGI are breathtakingly fantastic and I am forever a fan of the Middle-earth. I am sure most of the fans will be satisfied with this final masterpiece.]

Night at the Museum 3: Secret of the Tomb 
Night at the Museum 3: Secret of the Tomb -_-x (The 28th and FINAL cinematic movie I watch for the year 2014, it has been a ride!) - The final installment to the money-making but critic-unfriendly Museum franchise based on a children book. This time, the magical history that turns to life is happening at the British Museum in London with new main English character like Sir Lancelot of the Round Table and a new dinosaur, the Triceratops bones. Together with Larry (Ben Stiller), the protagonist and his son, some popular figures from the first two films including Dexter the Capuchin Monkey and Theodore Roosevelt will be joining the mission to save themselves. A race against time to seek the answer to the restoration of the magic which is fading from the tablet and the story behind the tablet. A tribute to Robin Williams and Mickey Rooney who give their best in the last film of their lives ... And a memorable cameo that is whimsical and of "a X-men cinematic calibre" Wink*** [no spoilers]. -_-x ( A final episode that is more touching than funny [Seriously the comedy is more of the lame types]. I do somewhat enjoy the film even without all the wow factors ... ...) 
 

Movie Reviews 2013 -_-x

Ironman 3
Avengers Assemble !!! -_-x (Ironman 3 is the Coolest and Awesome techno movie !!! I am so going to get MK 42 ....)
 
Star Trek Into Darkness 
Star Trek Into Darkness is Awesome-tacular. I was at my seat with tight grips throughout the movie. Commander Spock is bad ass, as the geek in me squeal with delight, my modern childhood portrayal alas! -_-x (From one of the Trekkiez - Long live the Federation, Long live USS Enterprise!)
Fast and Furious 6
Fast 6 is breathlessly exhilarating. It just keeps getting faster and more furious. The action sequences are probably the best of all its franchise and the car racing drifting stunts are always and as usual Awesome-tacular. "Ride or Die!"; -_-x(Can't wait to see Fast 7, based on the post credits ...)
Epic
"Many leaves, 1 tree!" - The Leafmen inspiring motto; -_-x ("Epic" is really pretty epic, I just love it! The battle over life and death, light and dark, forest and swamps, birds and bats, in the end it is always Good over evil! A balance keep in check.)
Man of Steel
Man of Steel! What else can I say? It simply blew me away! Non-stop action and fighting scenes to make my adrenaline flow throughout the movie! And enough emotions for me to feel for all the characters. Lol. It is as if the amenities and buildings are free as they are all smashed and meshed by all the fight-fights ... -_-x (I was like Superman should have lured General Zod away into more secluded place to abate collateral damage ... just like in all Justice League and Supernan cartoons ... Nvm. It is still awesome-tacular and I still love the Forever Superman!!! Zack and Nolan combo is gooddd ... Looking forward to the sequels with Lex Luthor and the crossover Justice League. Oh Yeah!)
World War Z
World War Z! An intensifying show that successfully blend the different themes and genre of Family Love, Suspense, Horror, Zombie flicks, Doomsday scenario, Mystery, Detective, Action, Science, Military and GOVERNMENTAL POLITICS into a nice cauldron of cocktails soup. I was grappling with excitement in my seat throughout the show. Even the way to save the world from the pandemic is so creative! -_-x(No spoilers! But the show is Awesome anyway !!!!!! And I really love it!)
Despicable Me 2
Despicable Me Too! A ridiculously lame but quite funny show (Because of the Minions)! Not as exploratory as the first one though. The Minions are the limelights of the film! I still love the show! Minions Rock! Minions Awe! Minions! Minions! Min ... -_-x
Pacific Rim
Pacific Rim - Awesome and spectacular! A creative and logical way of putting the genre of Godzilla, Gundam X and Independence Day, grounded in our reality of science fiction of mechanical engineering and geography of the portal wormhole. The visual and sound effects are amazing! I can actually feel the vibration at my legs throughout the show. I was at my seat throughout the show with all the action packs, and cheer when a Kaiju(the monster) is being kicked in the ass, and feel when all the characters' motivations are mellifluously revealed. The character development is intricate, uniquely with Mako, the Japanese heroine. -_-x (5 stars out of 5!)
Tales from the dark part 1
"Tales from the dark part 1" the Hong Kong supposedly horror movie is CRAP. It is literally one of the worst horror movie I have watched ever. The only thing that scared me is the sudden increased volume of music. I was laughing and shaking my head throughout the 3 short plots movie as the whole incoherent and illogical stories unfold. There was some good acting in the 2nd plot by 梁家辉, but it did not save the movie. Manyatimes, I just want to leave the cinema room. It makes me distrust Hong Kong movie standard of horror shows even more. Do not watch this movie unless you want to spoil your day or feel like wasting your time or money ... -_-x(Sucky show=Sucky day!)
The Wolverine
The Wolverine - Lesser action pack and superpower featured but more exploratory with personalised themes, like internal turmoil and depression, than the past X-men films with many references to the franchises especially with regards to Jean Grey the phoenix. Still a good portrayal of one of my favourite superhero of all time. Do not miss the post credit. -_-x (Awaiting X-men - The Days of Future Past ... And it seems coincidental there are many Japanese cultures and Japan melting pot romances in recent blockbuster movies. Think of Pacific Rim and Fast 6 ...)
The Conjuring
The Conjuring - It is good, really really good. It has been a long time since I am scared like a kid, my hands sweating, goosebumps emanating, heart palpitating, blood pressures rising, eyes forced opening. I truly enjoy the suspense, the thrill, the horror, the "science" of demonology, the life and techs of paranormal investigators and the Religion, notably the specific redtape of the Catholic and Vatican. Totally true or not, I do respect the Warrens for their great heart in helping others in a "different" way and their willingness to share their knowledge, video and audio footage, skepticism or not. -_-x
Kick Ass 2
Kick Ass 2 - A M18 superhero-realism show in fiction that questions what happen if the superheroes are real in our real world's context without the superpower of Superman or the money like Batman, and people start to become vigilantes and take the law into their own hands with anonymity. The result - a very violent show that features teenagers beating up each other and causing blood shed, but yet surprisingly lesser profanity. [In fact, the profanities are reduced and reprimanded throughout the show!] Compared to Kick Ass 1 the movie and Mark Millar's awesome original comic source materials. the adaptation is a way bit more flat, character development rushed and the sense of humour reduced, even with the same formula done such as the comic fonts throughout the movie. The girls in the show, for both superheroes (Hit-Girl) and super-villains [Mother Russia] side are the most powerful, this does have some literature meaning behind the very context ... Even with a tone that does not shout out Awesome-tecularness, I still support the show as much as I support Mark Millar. -_-x (I kindda miss the Big Daddy, Hit-Girl's biological father!)
The Internship
"The Internship": The feel-good comedy that helps Google advertise freely for 2 hours. I do like it as it keeps me laughing at the humour and keeps me smiling throughout and hereafter (even now). There are cliche high school themes and the various stereotypes. BUT the lesson about getting out of the comfort zone and always chasing the dream no matter the age is never too old. I am very impressed with the end credits, a very creative and googliness one. Watch out for all the Google legends cameos! -_-x (Oh yeah! Geeks forever! Geeks rule!)
 
Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters
Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters: An adaptation of one of my favourite Greek mythology fictional series of all time, and finally gets to be as faithful as possible to the original novel by the masterful myth story-teller, Rick Riordan (As compared to the first film, The Lightning Thief). Quite simply, there are not many wow elements and the special effects are not the best. I do have fun riding with the film though. To describe, the whole series is a Harry Potter genre without the Victorian theme but Greek heroics with modernity, magics and gods. But who cares, I still like the show! -_-x(The novel is still better than the film. Gotta watch out for the Heroes of Olympus series, the sequel series to Percy Jackson! Oh yeah! Excited over the coming book, House of Hades ...)
Planes
"Planes" - From above the world of "Cars" ... What happens to an animation flick when a supposedly Pixar concept is not produced by Pixar itself but by the mother company Disney Toons? You get a sub-standard film with lesser good quality, the lack of old Pixar spirit in the show. To be fair, "Planes" by itself is good artistically, with spectacular and breathtaking scenery and do have the certain amount of right planes racing. However, the emotional aspects is not that deep with cliche plot about dreams and success. With such high standard in so many Pixar films, "Planes" cannot match the expectation. It simply just lack that good quality mojo that Steve Jobs keeps expounding about, and the way John Lasseter embodies. I was near to sleeping at the first half of the show, but it took off and was saved by the wonderful graphics and some uplifting of the plots at the second half. Literally, kind of like when a plane is taking off, Lol. -_-x (Ego tali veritati! Fly for truth! My favourite quote in the show!)
Rush
Rush - A show that depicts the life, friendship and rivalry of 2 Formula One legends of 1970s, the flamboyant British James Hunt and the cool and calculative Austrian Niki Lauda. Not to be a chauvinist, this show is obviously meant for guys that depicts: The aggressiveness, The darings, The ego, The car descriptions, The car technicals, The car know-hows ... and ... The "Speed Macho-ness" of racing and winning. A show so fulfilling in F1 car racing that we do not really care about the pretty ladies models in the film. A racing so awesome that you are more impressed with the 70s spirit of racing than trying to recall what transpired in the recent nights of Singapore Grand Prix F1. -_-x (Awesome-tacular show! The direction, audio and visual effect is so "real" and "impressive" that I can almost feel the "wind" in my face, the "voom engine" in my ear and the "view" I have while racing. Rating: ★★★★★. Do not miss the show though it is M18! Through the movie, girls can also get some idea of why most of their guys, deep in their heart, can be so obsessed with choosing and talking about their other love, the Caring Awesome Racing.)
Gravity
Gravity - The best and the most realistic space science-fi movie thriller of all time. The story of how a mission specialist female astronaut with a guy's name survive when stranded in space. A show that (politically) features Russia as irresponsible, China as a side ally and America as the hero(ine). Although the settings are just 2 space stations, space debris, 600 km above Earth and 2 Hollywood stars, the show is intense and full of emotional energy and bring tears to eyes. Plus the visual, audio and most of the Physics is realistically put onto screen with stunning effects. Great direction! Superb acting! Awesome-tecular! -_-x (Sandra Bullock is great in the show and George Clooney as always is that charming and cool!)
Thor: The Dark World
Thor: The Dark World - [No spoilers!] A continuation from Marvel Thor and the awesome Avengers franchises, as always, embodies the cliche of the war of opposites: Darkness vs Light, Evil vs Good sort of themes. This time, it is the dark elves vs the Norse gods with the humans and our hero Thor but no Avengers and SHIELD. As usual, we know how the story will go and who will triumph. The show delivers, the plot for all Marvel Cinematics justified and linked, the Science and Magic put together. The film is good but just not to that awesome level ... Watch out for the funny cameos, the surprises from Loki the supposedly villian, and most importantly, not just the Mid-credit that will send many non-geeks go like "Huh!". But also, "have to wait for 5 minutes of credit to end" Post-credit. -_-x(Even before the title is out, we already know it is going to sell well with the association to Avengers. Seriously, I would have thought I was watching Lord of the Rings with more modernity and Science if I know nothing about Norse or Avengers. But who cares, as a fan, clad in my Thor hammer T-Shirt, I still support the franchises!)
 
Ender's Game
Ender's Game: A sci-fi futuristic military thriller that comes from bestseller books in which the screenwriter and the author is the same. A story of how an insectoid alien race "Formics" colony attacked Earth and caused much destructions but eventually were defeated by a legendary fighter jet pilot. From then to 50 years later, Earth starts to utilise its resources and set up military training to prepare future attacks from Formics. This show is emotionally compelling. Even though it is sci-fi and military, the Mumbo-Jumbo is minimised. Rather the whole focus is on Ender Wiggins, a tender young lad, genius and a brilliant battle strategist as he struggles to throw away the innocence he should have, constantly face bullies, enter boot camps, being given impossible tasks, games and "simulations" to pass, balance himself between violence and compassion and to answer his call to duty, stress, mission and huge huge responsibility. I like the build-up to the suspense and the growth and development of Ender as I feel emotionally connected with him. In fact, there is a revelation of the shocking truth about the "games", the commander (wonderfully portrayed by Harrison Ford) and Ben Kingsley's character at the end ... ... -_-x(Ender's Game has allowed me to view science fiction and military movies genre in a different light much ... in an emotional way ... Well-done!)
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - One of the good-enough sequel of the movie franchise based on successful trilogy novels that "totally" did not rip off from Battle Royale. In a fictitious dystopian future, where the rich dress like punch-magnet Sissy and Lady Gaga, and the poor and oppressed dress like our current usual self. The same old cliche of the gladiatorial themes of a foreshadowing of a revolution in overthrowing a tyrannic and totalitarian dynasty and probably a love story or triangle. This time no Roman but with many not-so-random terms like the Capitol (versus) the Districts in a world/continent called Panem, and the games which this sequel called "third quarter quell" that did not justify anything with regards to the "hunger" title and seriously, most of the oppressed in the districts look well-fed enough. And to fit the title, main character Katniss who will never die did "catch CGI fire" quite a few times. -_-x (Anyway, this show is still a good adaptation even though they leave parts of the plots out. In my opinion, I still recommend the novel which is even better at least in terms of the thought-process and even the emotion. The later 1 hour action-fight-game scenes are okay and the first 1.5 hours is needlessly lengthy. By the way, like Harry Potter and that horribly boring Twilight series, as we all know it, for a money-making$$$ franchise, the last sequel Mockingjay, is going to be unnecessarily broken into 2 parts ... Hai ... Thankfully I did not watch in the irritating 4DX.)
The Hobbit (Part 2): The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit (Part 2): The Desolation of Smaug - A second part to an unnecessarily long long movie trilogy which comes from ONE 300+ pages book [Note: Each Lord Of The Ring book actually has 400+ pages which is already more than ONE Hobbit book and thus it is understandable LOTR is made into a movie trilogy ... Light-weighted Hobbit = Squeeze more Money x 3]. To be frank, this film is actually less long-winded and less sleepy than the first one. More actions, suspenses and tighter sequences as expected from a talking dragon, the addition of the fighting of elves archer and even Gandalf, the revelation of the identity of the Necromancer and the spark of the War with Orcs armies (and goblins if faithful to the book). There will be many references to the LOTR including the One Ring and Legolas, still Orlando who looks strangely less youthful compared to LOTR films and who never appears in the book but appears in the movie to draw more crowds and attract more non-geeks specifically girls to watch the film. -_-x (We should really clear our bowel and bladder before entering a Peter Jackson's film ... Hai ... no matter ... I am still a fan of the Middle Earth ... No matter the flaws, I will always love and support the franchises.)